This is so not pie, hell, it’s not even food by many peoples standards. I submit for your amusement the McDisasterous (2x McRibs and a medium french fries). The Internet claims no one has ever died of McRib poisoning.
I am hopeful that the pain in my stomach is not the early warning system for my eventual death. But, if I don’t make it please share my stories so my death won’t be in vain.