Grumpy Come Ons

Over the last few weeks we have been trying some new pick-up lines during our lunch outings. But, so far we haven’t found the right one thatĀ justĀ fits. How would you pimp a flakey, buttery, delicious pie, little pie, or pie cookie? If I choose your line you will get a special super secret prize.

Things we’ve tried:

  1. I want to put this cookie in your mouth.
  2. You look like a man (woman) who likes pie.
  3. Do you like pie?
  4. If you buy a pie I’ll stop bothering you.
  5. Hey, you! Stop running away.

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